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Jan 12, 2021
my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences
(via callipigio)
Jan 12, 2021
all i really want out of life is to be the second-weirdest person in my friend group
bc like, i don’t want to hang out SOLELY with people who are weirder than me, bc where’s my chance to shine
but also if anyone tries to call me out on my shit i can be like “ok but Calder has that dissected cow head soaking in bleach in their closet so maybe get off my dick”
Thank you to everyone who recommended hydrogen peroxide over bleach you are just enabling me
Jan 12, 2021
i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there
(via blue-mood-blue)
Jan 12, 2021
OH it’s just a comparison of the faces! I thought this was implying that George Costanza was going to beat the shit out of Pikachu
(via beccathebimbo)
Jan 12, 2021
Being stuck inside for most of this year, I’ve been feeling a lot of nostalgia for little magical moments in nature from my childhood. I would love to see fireflies again one day! Was there ever a moment in your childhood that felt like actual magic?
(via peri-sturmkrahe)
Jan 12, 2021
oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.
this. this is it.
this belongs in the moma with the preceding text post as its title
tumblr user billypotts
“oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words”
mixed media on paper
(via photochoco)
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